Cheese Care

This page is spacificly designed for the perspective Cheese owner. As the cheese industry is likley to remain active for quite some time yet, Cheeses will need some kind of protection from ourselves.But we remind you that Cheeses are NOT lower beings and so must be treated as though you would your own child.

Five easy steps to becoming the perfect Cheese parent

Step 1- Feeding Time

Step 2- I Need a Bath!

Step 3- Schooling

Step 4- Typical Cheese Ailments

Step 5- First Aid

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Step 1

.Feeding Your Cheese.

As do all creatures, Cheeses need regular nurishment to remain living and healthy. Here to help you and your cheese, we have compiled a list of foods that make up thestaple diet of a Cheese.

Crab Apples

Crab Apple Juce

Grass

Acorns

Acorn Coffee

Water

Dandylion Roots

Fried Eggs+Bacon

Step 2

.Washing Your Cheese.

Take note that Cheeses shold ALWAYS be washed in COLD water

Remind them to wash behind their ears.

Step 3

.Schooling Your Cheese.

Cheeses should always be educated. They should learn all the basic subjects that a normal child would. With the addition of the History of Cheese, which you will soon be able to download the full educational course of from our site. You will probably find that Cheeses learn alot faster than normal children. This is because cheeses mature faster than humans. You will also find that cheeses will learn faster and better if they are in a group. So if you have only adopted one Cheese then it may be benificial to call on other peoples cheeses to form a "Cheese School".

Step 4

.Typical Cheese Ailments.

As all beings, Cheeses become ill. this section is here to guide you through the most common ailments your Cheese is likley to encouter. First of, all Cheeses usually contract "The Purples" in their early childhood. The Cheese will start by hicupping, followed by an outbreak of purple blotches on the skin. DO NOT PANIC, THIS IS NOT MOULD!! this is easily cured, by the spreading of facial mask {the peel off kind} onto the purple areas. When the mask is set it will turn purple. Peel it off and the Cheese will be cured. If your cheese contracts an illness which is not listed here, send us the details to WWSPCC@WOBBLE.COM we will find the cure and list it here.

Step 5

.First Aid For Cheeses.

If your Cheese is wounded then you will have to do the following. Check for signs of mould around the wound. if mould is found then dab mould with a bleach soaked rag and scrape off the mould. Clean the wound with water and then smear with yoghurt. Soak some WHITE bread with milk, and stuff cearfully into wound. Then bandage the wound up, and keep your Cheese warm and rested, bath him/her regulaly and change dressing once a day untill completely healed. Suggested consumption of hats for cheeses at rest.

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